The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Pollard, Pollard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.