The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is already "Questionable" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Pollard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
79%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pollard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.