The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Pollard loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pollard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.