The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Pollard gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Pollard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.