The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pollard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pollard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.