The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is already "Questionable" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pollard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.