The Hamstring Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Pollard breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
90%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.