The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Pollard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Pollard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.