The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Pollard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Pollard, Pollard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.