The Late Scratch Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pollard's stadium. Only over Pollard.
- The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pollard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.