The Phantom Flag Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pollard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.