The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Pollard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.