The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Pollard gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pollard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.