The Garbage-Time Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pollard's stadium. Only over Pollard.
- Pollard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pollard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.