The Fumble Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Pollard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
87%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Pollard, Pollard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.