The Garbage-Time Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Pollard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
82%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.