The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Pollard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.