The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pollard's stadium. Only over Pollard.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The team goes up 21 early and Pollard gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
91%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.