The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Pollard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Pollard gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pollard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.