The Snap Count Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Pollard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.