The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Pollard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pollard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.