The Garbage-Time Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pollard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Pollard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.