The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pollard's stadium. Only over Pollard.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Pollard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pollard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.