The Stuffed Run Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- A mysterious flag erases Pollard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.