The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Ref: "Number Pollard, that's a flag." Pollard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Pollard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.