The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Pollard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pollard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.