The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A mysterious flag erases Pollard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pollard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.