The Garbage-Time Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Pollard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Pollard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.