The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Pollard gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Pollard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pollard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.