The Hamstring Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Coach says Pollard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pollard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
86%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pollard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.