The Fumble Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard is already "Questionable" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The team goes up 21 early and Pollard gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Pollard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.