The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ref: "Number Horton, that's a flag." Horton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.