The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.