The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.