The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Horton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.