The Butter-Finger Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.