The Late Scratch Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.