The Phantom Flag Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Horton, Horton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.