The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.