The Phantom Holding Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Horton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Horton was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.