The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.
83%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Horton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.