The Late Scratch Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.
- Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.