The Phantom Holding Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.