The Butter-Finger Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.