The Butter-Finger Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Horton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.