The Phantom Flag Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Horton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.