The Phantom Holding Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
88%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.