The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.