The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Horton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
85%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.