The Snap Count Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Horton, that's a flag." Horton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.